she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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