He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I think i got beer on your cat.
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