i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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