Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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