you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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