ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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