I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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