it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
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