just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I just googled if crying burns calories
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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