Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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