Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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