At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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