she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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