where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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