She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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