Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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