K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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