Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?