I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
she pinky promised me she was 18
porn star boner night. come get it.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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