Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (909): View more from California

  yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (909): yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face http://tfl.nu/l391
  Replies (13) Good night (5147) Bad night (771)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her. http://tfl.nu/gotu
  Replies (58) Good night (3926) Bad night (1104)
• Favorite

  (443): View more from Maryland

  Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis

  (757): View more from Virginia

  your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (443): Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis (757): your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though. http://tfl.nu/xhh4
  Replies (46) Good night (5585) Bad night (2049)
• Favorite

  (209): View more from California

  it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (209): it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits http://tfl.nu/hc25
  Replies (22) Good night (1178) Bad night (7358)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha http://tfl.nu/f9u5
  Replies (40) Good night (4363) Bad night (843)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon. http://tfl.nu/dlc4
  Replies (21) Good night (2870) Bad night (2399)
• Favorite

  (+49): View more from Germany

  Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+49): Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face http://tfl.nu/4iya
  Replies (26) Good night (11845) Bad night (2124)
• Favorite

  (573): View more from Missouri

  She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (573): She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical. http://tfl.nu/zk2m
  Replies (13) Good night (1287) Bad night (3069)
• Favorite

  (913): View more from Kansas

  all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (913): all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar http://tfl.nu/vsuv
  Replies (1) Good night (2819) Bad night (1335)
• Favorite

  (561): View more from Florida

  I will miss his soup and his dick the most

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (561): I will miss his soup and his dick the most http://tfl.nu/ampu
  Replies (7) Good night (1688) Bad night (1145)
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara. http://tfl.nu/ndct
  Replies (6) Good night (1671) Bad night (485)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK? http://tfl.nu/mw9u
  Replies (16) Good night (551) Bad night (2140)
• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep http://tfl.nu/mi4b
  Replies (4) Good night (735) Bad night (513)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking. http://tfl.nu/3gz9
  Replies (4) Good night (496) Bad night (254)
• Favorite

  (901): View more from Tennessee

  he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (901): he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there. http://tfl.nu/fd7u
  Replies (1) Good night (495) Bad night (351)

Randomize