Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.