I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.