I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
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either way he was missing a nipple.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
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I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.