it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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