Kiss
Puke
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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