Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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