You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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