Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
