I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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