And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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