Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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