I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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