I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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