Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
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