The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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