just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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