I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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