he puts the penis in happiness.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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