you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
After tacos, we're chasing women.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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