Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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