can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Are we still banned from the library?
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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