If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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