Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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