you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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