Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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