Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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