Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
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