Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
