walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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