How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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