where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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