We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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