YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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