Nicole vs. Life
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Randomize
