remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Randomize
