I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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