I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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