sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Floor bacon is actually really good
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Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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