420 ftw
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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