how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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