Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
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