doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
you had me at cake vodka
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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